I'm lying here facing the back door, Mom. I'm asking to go out. It's pretty clear.
Stop watching the little people in the Always Bright Window and let me out.
Oh, thank God. Yes, Mom. I. Want. To. Go. Out. Yes. Open the door.
Thank you! Finally!
Mmmmm, nice breeze. What's wafting through the air? Sniffsniff.... sniffsnif...
Aw, Mom, you ruined it.
You know, I just want to check out my little spot where I can see down the side of the house to the street. Just a quick check. Gotta see what's going on out there, protect the den, you know. Now let me see...
Better keep looking. You never know what might happen.
What? Oh yes, Mom, I came out to potty Thanks for reminding me.
OK, where should I pee?
Ooh, that's an interesting smell! I think there was a squirrel here! What the...? Gotta sniff this... Sniff it... Sniff it...
OK, OK, Mom, stop yelling. And no, it ISN'T that cold out here.
Ohhhh kaaaay. I'm gooooooing potteeeeeeeeee.
OK, here's the spot--- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
There we go! That didn't take long! Why are you scowling, Mom?