I give everyone on this blog pseudonyms, because, let's face it, they didn't ask me to write shit about them.
Or maybe I do it to protect the guilty.
Whatever.
- Barbra = A loyal and dear friend. I call her Barbra because, like Barbra Streisand, she is feisty, can act and has a killer voice
- Bill = My dear friend and ex-colleague. I gave him a boring name because he's a very private guy
- Dogette = Bill's dog, and Puppy Dog's girlfriend
- Dolly = A friend who is funny and sweet. I called her Dolly because, like in the show Hello Dolly, everyone is always happy to see her and she lights up a room
- Ellen = My childhood BFF
- Fluffy Bear = My husband, my partner, my rock
- Green Sweater Lady = A dog massage therapist
- Hairless Apes = The way Puppy Dog sees humans
- Jean = A good friend who used to be our next door neighbor. Wife of Tony. She is very calming to be around
- June = A dear friend, who is sweet and kind and cooks amazing ribs
- Kathy 1 = Will's wife, and mother to Tara, Tasha and Theo
- Kathy 2 = OK, so I fucked up and gave two people the name Kathy. Oops. This one is a friend we met many years ago in CA, and she is a very, very smart cookie
- Martin = A friend of Fluffy Bear's. Intelligent and over-educated, he and Fluffy Bear descend into deep geekdom whenever they get together. I just stay away
- Nancy Drew = An ex-colleague, now friend, and Scarlett O'Hara's mom
- Phoebe = A fascinating woman I met at a networking thingy, who goes to South America every year to do good works
- Puppy Dog = Our furkid No. 1
- Puppy Girl = Our furkid No. 2
- She's So Lovely = My therapist
- Scarlett O'Hara = Nancy Drew's daughter, who is battling an illness, valiantly
- Skinny Stranger = Puppy Dog's trainer
- Tara = Puppy Dog's friend, an older chocolate lab, Tasha and Theo's sister
- Tasha = Puppy Girl's BFF, another chocolate lab, Theo and Tara's sister
- Theo = Puppy Dog's BFF, another chocolate lab, Tara and Tasha's brother
- Ted = Bill's boyfriend, and my Lexulous nemesis. I called him Ted because I had a childish moment, thinking - ha ha! - Bill and Ted!
- Tony = A good friend who used to be our next door neighbor. Husband to Jean. He and Fluffy Bear support each other with their gadget porn obsessions
- Will = Kathy's husband, Tara, Tasha and Theo's dad





