Flavors of America - Hollywood!
Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 1:23PM
In the distance and fuzzy because of the smog, but still uber-cool to see it in person.
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Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 1:23PM
In the distance and fuzzy because of the smog, but still uber-cool to see it in person.
Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 1:03PM
We took a virtually free vacation to LA last weekend. Flights on airmiles, a dear friend to host us, etc. We had a great time!
Mulholland Drive, Chinese Theatre, Hollywood sign... all the classic stuff.
Continuing the tourist thing, we went to Santa Monica pier. It was a blisteringly hot day, and the mad folks were all out...
The Doggie pram...
The Hair Fashion Crime...
The Mylie Cyrus Wannabe, who God has cruelly cursed with a mediocre voice...
Next, the beach. Who knew what wonders awaited us?
It was packed to the gills with people... under umbrellas, paddling, body-surfing.
Our experience was a little different. I chose not to illustrate the two nastiest with photos... you don't need that.
A is for Armband
Lying on the sand, one of those rubber things drug addicts tie around their arms, pulling one side with their teeth to tighten and make their veins bulge before they shoot up.
B is for Butt
Say no more...
C is for Condom
Yes, we paddled into the water and there it was... a used blue condom. There then followed one of those Charlie Chaplin moments where we tried to run out of the sea and the little waves kept washing the condom after us. I started singing the jaws theme while breaking into a sprint up the sand.
D is for Disgusting
You thought the condom was bad? Nope. Further horrors awaited us.
We started to leave the beach and got to the outdoor showers. There was a woman in a bikini with a wrap around her waist. At first she seemed to be rinsing off like everyone else... but then I saw her take out shower gel. And then I saw her take out a razor. And then she proceeded to shave her inner thighs. Seriously. Patootie shaving in public. Lovely.
Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 5:45PM
There were some lunchpails, obviously more valuable than the others, in a glass cabinet.
Fluffy Bear was very impressed with one showing Mike Mercury in his Supercar and another showing Lost in Space.
It was a strange and fascinating lunch...
I love these flavors of America...